Wednesday, August 5, 2009

weekends with Mori.

When Scott and I awoke from the mini-coma Saturday morning, we didn't really have time to do anything or get breakfast before we needed to catch our 7:30am train to Hiroshima to hang out with Moriyasu. Fortunately we had made reservations ahead of time and when we got on the train, we didn't need to move seats every 5 minutes. I bought some M&M's and a chocolate orange SoyJoy, which tasted like a piece of cardboard spritzed with orange juice that was left in the vicinity of some chocolate for about an hour or so, to hold me over on the train ride until we could get some real food. I would go on about the beautiful countryside and show off the 2 good pictures I took out of 150 , but I already did that after the Kyoto trip and you take the same tracks to Hiroshima. We did however have to change trains in Shin-Osaka, where Scott of course sniffed out premade pork cutlet sandwiches. Scott consumes pork like he has a personal vendetta against pigs. Watching him eat breakfast is mildly nauseating, as I am still not even sure if he chews the bacon or just swallows it whole.

Once we got to Hiroshima, Moriyasu was waiting for us at the gate. After a quick hello he took us up to what I can only descibe as okonomiyaki heaven. On the sixth floor of a building across from the station is a giant room filled with nothing but kitchens who specialize in okonomiyaki, which is a savory Japanese pancake filled with cabbage, bacon, egg and coated lightly with Japanese mayonnaise and okonomiyaki sauce (BBQ sauce) eaten directly off of the teppan in front of you. It doesn't sound that good when I write about it, but trust me, I ate it and thought it was delicious and I am one of the worlds pickiest eaters. We sat down at one restaurant at the back of the room where the chef promised us the best okonomiyaki in the world. As far as I can tell, he wasn't lying.

After lunch Mori-chan took us on a very long train ridetp Miyajima Island and Itsukushima Shinto Shrine, during which we passed the Atomic bomb Dome, which Moriyasu said he wouldn't take us to because it was depressing. Once on the island we walked out into thigh high water to take pictures of and next to the Torii (gate). Moriyasu hung back and took the best pictures, but he hasn't sent them to me yet so I can't post them. The water around the gate was surprisingly warm. I could swear it was as high as 80 degrees in some parts and never dropped below 70 in other parts. Which is an unsettling feeling in water. I kept looking around for little kids who may have peed in the water where I was walking. Warm patches always freak me out no matter what form of water I'm in. My childhood has forever damaged me in that way.

Itsukushima Shrine was gorgeous and there were deer walking around everywhere. They will walk up right next to you and let you pet them, which I did. Petting zoos around the world should be jealous and avert their eyes in shame to this place. The boat ride to the island, including the return trip was 350 yen and the entrance to the shrine was only 300 yen. At less than $7 for the entire experience it is a trip that I would recommend to anyone who goes to Japan. Unfortunately, once we actually entered the shrine, the tide was still out so all of the little pools of water that would normally surround the complex were dry.

After walking about and going through all of the little gift shops, Moriyasu took us to get Momiji Manju, which is a delicious bean filled pastry. Now, I know what your thinking...what could possibly be delicious about a bean filled pastry? First off, I'm not sure I like your tone. Second, they are Japanese sweet red beans, or azuki. And that delicious little pastry is freshly made and warm and melts in your mouth. As far as dishes with beans go, Japan got this one right, unlike natto, the foul, stomach-churning, unpalatable, vomitous fermented soy beans than many Japanese love to eat. Run into a Japanese person who has just eaten natto and their breath may hospitalize you.

Not only did we get Momiji Manju, but I got the Japanese version of Cream Soda, which is melon soda with vanilla ice cream. Simply breathtaking. I have yet to find this in any shop in the Tokyo area, which in my book is a serious problem and I am organizing a march to get this put into more restaurants across the country. This beverage is one of the best things I have ever accidentally ordered.

After our little stop, we took the boat back to the mainland and went back into Hiroshima city, where Moriyasu undertook the unforeseeably daunting task of finding Scott and I a hotel room for the night. Apparently, we decided to come into town the night when a major concert was in town in addition to the local professional baseball and soccer teams playing home games. We eventually got a hotel room, but only because one hotel had a cancellation. And we only actually got the room because Moriyasu agreed to stay with us since the owner didn't speak any English and didn't really trust foreigners. As if finding the room wasn't difficult enough, the room was 6 feet by 10 feet and it felt like a coffin. That and the TV in the room only had one channel, which we would have had to pay for if we wanted to watch, and it played nothing but Japanese porn. Definitely a notch below motel in the hotel ratings book.

Fortunately the let down that was our hotel room was made up for by Moriyasu's superior knowledge of great places to eat. Right around the corner from our hotel, down a very cool covered street that served as a sort of outdoor mall was a Yakiniku place to die for. When you enter the restaurant, which is underground in the basement of a 6 story building, you are met by the inviting smells of grilling meats and smoke. The restaurant is filled with Japanese business men taking a load off after work with friends and coworkers, all of whom are genuinely having a great time.

The food was amazing. I am actually salivating a little bit just thinking about it. To make things even better, the dessert menu offers different sherbets, all of which were served in the actual fruit. Not an entirely unheard of treat in the states, but when the melon sherbet shows up looking like a perfect wedge cut straight from the melon, and you've had a couple beers and life can be described as "smooth," it is pretty amazing. That and I'm pretty sure I was weeping as I ate it. Half of the tears were joy while the other half were reflective of a deep sadness due to the knowledge that I may never get to eat this dessert again unless I come back to Hiroshima.

After dinner we went back to the room and slept off the sizable amount of food that we consumed. Scott of course had the A/C on max so Moriyasu and I froze during the night because we couldn't find the controls in the dark abyss that was our room. When we awoke, Moriyasu took us to a french restaurant called Anderson's for a quality breakfast. Moriyasu ordered a cafe latte that came with a heart on it. Despite the evidence at hand, Moriyasu denied that it was because the girl who served the food was in love with him and that this was her subtle way of telling him.

After breakfast we walked back to the station where we hung out for a little bit outside of a McDonald's. Despite the promise of a hot dog that was 200% tasty and arguments about what percentage tasty the normal hot dog was, we managed to avoid eating at McDonald's for the entire trip. We said our goodbyes then hopped on the train to Osaka, where we were supposed to meet Scott's ex, Naomi. After waiting for an hour and a half outside the designated location, she was a no show so we hopped back on the train and headed back to Tokyo where we were able to rest our extremely blistered feet. By this point in the trip I had developed a nasty blister on my right foot that has set up a highly reinforced camp, complete with heavy artillery, between by big toe and the one right next to it. This one blister has since continued to make the last four days in Japan a living hell when I do any extended walking. It is like the battle of Thermopylae in-between my toes.

pictures from Hiroshima


Gorgeous Miyajima nestled into the mountains

Scott out by the Torii


Later in the day this would be filled with sea water.

My fortune.


Another addition to my collection of water pools with cups.

Creepy eyes.



Scott's shaved ice.

Mori and a Coke Float

Life described as "Smooth."


The evidence of a secret love.







It "Keep you best."

How Scott spent most of the trip.

Potato chip french fries? Oh yes.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

exhausted Fridays.

Friday was rather uneventful. After torturing our feet for three solid days, we ended up needing a break. But that doesn't mean we didn't try to go out and make the best of the day. We started off in Ginza where we went to Muji, which is like an Ikea for Japanese people, only way cooler and the couches aren't made of granite. After perusing the store while Scott once again talked about how nice the air conditioning felt, we left and went to the Sony building. The coolest part about the building, that we saw at least, was the aquarium outside. There was some doofy looking shark that was way too big for its tank and about 40 Japanese kids polishing the glass with their noses screaming at the top of their lungs for cameras. I'm sure from the inside the shark thought they looked like the Garfield stuffed animals that litter peoples car windows. I wanted to go in to see their museum of cool stuff which is supposed to house Aibo, the dog robot that I confused with Asimo, Honda's über cool person robot. Needless to say I was very disappointed when I realized it wasn't Asimo.

Unable to take the letdown Scott and I left the building and headed for Shinjuku to the Japanese Sword Museum. In typical American fashion, we were hasty picking our train. That and I made the mistake of listening to Scott, which landed us on a train going the long way meaning an extra 15 minutes of train riding. We could have gotten off at the next station and headed in the opposite direction to save time, but we had seats and we were not about to give those up. Seats on a train in Japan are worth more than gold. Especially when you've had the pleasure of experiencing the coffin like comfort of Japanese rush hour. I use my backpack to my advantage to box out old ladies so they can't get to the seats.

Once we got to Shinjuku station, Scott had to go to the bathroom where his stomach decided "everything needed to get out with extreme prejudice," as he so nicely put it. He also left our guidebook in the bathroom which he didn't realize until we had hopped on a subway line and got off at the correct station. Fortunately for him, there was a map at the station that showed where the Museum was. But there is a funny thing the Japanese do with regard to maps. They leave off street names. Presumably because not every street has a name, or at least that is what I have noticed, and if they do they are very poorly marked for Americans. So needless to say we walked way too far before realizing it and had to walk a half mile back to the correct street. What didn't help was the fact that the museum was on a street corner in the middle of a neighborhood.

The swords were very impressive and I was able to take one crappy picture before the guard saw me and showed me the "no taking pictures" sign. Scott walked around talking about the ever so interesting topic of what it would be like to get sliced in half by one of the swords and how some had blood grooves so they wouldn't get stuck in a body when the former owner stabbed somebody. Being a Samurai is a very romantic notion, but in real life it is just crazy. After the museum, we went back to the Hotel where our bodies said, "Oh for fucks sake," and collapsed. When I awoke the next morning it was 6am and I had been asleep for 11 hours.

pictures from Kyoto.

For the Kyoto story see the post below.

Riding the bus from our hotel.

For a relaxing time, I made it Suntory time.

Rice fields are everywhere.

A lake right near some houses. I was a half second too early and I missed the boats.

More rice fields. I told you they were everywhere.

Nagoya Station


Entrance to the Nishi-Honganji Temple grounds.

Downtown Kyoto

Blisters!


There are turtles on the rock.


Inside a guest house.


Halfway to the palace from the entrance.

This is just the Emperor's compound. It takes 30 minutes to walk around its walls.